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Little Bastard Swindles Over 1 million in Internet Scam

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/13/2002
 
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A 17-year-old high school student has agreed to turn over approximately $900,000 he allegedly swindled from investors in a sports beating scheme he ran on the Internet. Securities and Exchange Commission alleged that Cole A. Bartiromo, who lives with his parents in Calif., raised more than $1million by selling so called guaranteed and risk-free investments in which he pooled investors´ funds to bet on sporting events. Stephen Cutler, enforcement director of the SEC said, This case demonstrates that just about anyone -- even a 17-year-old high school student can mastermind a securities fraud over the Internet. [You think?]


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well he tried (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(01.13.2002 8:51:15 PM EST)

but he will wish he hadnt...

Let him keep the money (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.13.2002 10:03:13 AM EST)


He'll need it to buy a new Asshole after he gets out of prison.

LMAO@"Little Bastard" (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(01.13.2002 8:38:56 AM EST)

But after he gets to prison, certain parts of him won't be so little anymore. Hahahaha.

Hey....if he raised more than a mil, and he's agreed to turn over 900K, where's the other 100 grand+? You can only buy so many blow-up dolls.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

The old saying still applies (0 replies)  
started by marvin
(01.13.2002 4:11:06 AM EST)

You can fool most of the people most of the time.

Kiss my Ass !

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