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NAGOYA, Japan - The brothel industry must be in need of a new marketing campaign. A woman only known as Kaho claims to predict men´s future by having sex with them. Stationed in a brothel in Nagoya, she has predicted events for over 1,000 men last year by performing oral sex on them. She has supposedly helped one man win at a racecourse and encouraged a doubting man to continue with wedding plans. Japan is no stranger to odd soothsayers, though. One person claims to tell the future by breast-reading and another based on mobile phones.
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Sounds like . . .
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started by
theprophet
(01.15.2002 10:51:51 PM EST)
. . . the topless psychic from Mallrats, only this one goes one better. :)
Wholly Prophet of Eris Discordia
sounds like
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.14.2002 8:12:15 PM EST)
std esp....lmao
Yeah right.
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started by
proverbialchump
(01.14.2002 6:45:05 PM EST)
She predicts they will get AIDS, after she has sex with them. Da ho!
I wonder
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started by
marvin
(01.14.2002 2:57:45 PM EST)
if PK will tell me my future ?
I predict that if I'm getting a Blow Job and my wife finds out. My future will be very dim. Very, very dim indeed.
What a coincidence!
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started by
tjshere
(01.14.2002 3:36:35 AM EST)
I can predict a woman's future if she gives me oral sex. At least the near future.......and the outlook is usually the same.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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