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"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
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"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
— Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)
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#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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 Man Arrested for Targeting Long-Haired Women | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/15/2002 | | |  |
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LONG BEACH, California - Police Officer Jana Blair said, Women with long hair can rest easier, because the Hair Bandit has been arrested. Michael Lynn Howard, 47, acted in a series of strange assaults during the holiday season, snipping off locks of long hair from women ranging in age from 12 to 45. The victims were shocked, but uninjured. Police arrested the Bandit this week after receiving an anonymous tip. Howard first had to receive medical attention for a wound from his last haircutting spree and was then taken into police custody.
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Animals are not all color-blind. Many species, including dogs, horses and sheep, can distinguish some colors, while the primates, especially chimpanzees and rhesus monkeys, have color vision equal to that of humans.
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