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Afghanis: Yabba Dabba Doo!

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/16/2002
 
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FAIRFAX COUNTY, Va. - According to intelligence expert Navy Lt. Cmdr. Al Martin, Afghani locals call the U.S. soldiers Yabba dabba doo. But it has nothing to do with Fred Flintstone´s popular catch phrase. Afghanistan sources say Yabba Dabba Doo means falling crates that knock down huts in Afghani slang and is now a reference to the humanitarian food drops that have destroyed dozens of homes in the last weeks. The food is also leaving a bad taste in the villagers´ mouths. Martin says one tribal chieftain thought the meatballs in a can of spaghetti were horse droppings.


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hey (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(01.16.2002 8:53:48 PM EST)

if they dont like the damn meatballs let the fuckers starve...ingrates

Ungrateful bastages. (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(01.16.2002 6:31:07 PM EST)

The crates are built better and more sturdy then there homes.

They prefer (0 replies)
started by marvin
(01.16.2002 5:55:26 PM EST)

dried camel shit dropped on their caves .... come on America give them what they really want !

Kiss my Ass !

Am I just... (2 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.16.2002 6:52:51 AM EST)


...an untrusting SOB? Or is this internet news thing full of Bullshit?

Geez (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(01.16.2002 3:25:40 AM EST)

First Bert appears on a sign with Osuckma bin Laden, and now this. KInda makes you wonder who's side our cartoon characters are on.

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well slap me silly (0 replies)  
started by razor696
(01.16.2002 1:27:14 AM EST)

horse shit in american food? never...

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