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At his Tuscany farm in 1986, Bruno Cipriano´s pet cow, Carletta, saved him from being gored by a boar when she charged at the beast and butted it with her horns.
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started by
marvin
(01.23.2002 3:43:16 PM EST)
16 year old news .... how novel or rather how boaring ;-)
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started by
tjshere
(01.23.2002 5:25:43 AM EST)
Kinda makes you wonder exactly what kind of relationship he had with that cow, doesn't it?
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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