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Young Man Gets Nailed To Prove Manhood

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/29/2002
 
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RAMPUR, India - Most people would just flex their muscles or pick a fight to demonstrate they´re strength. But evidently that was not enough for 18 year-old Rajender Singh. The Northern India teenager apparently was upset after being teased by friends over his ambition to join up in the event of war with Pakistan. So he decided to drive a box of one inch nails into his hands and feet to show he was tough enough. According to Manohar Kejriwal, a bank employee, who took Rajender to hospital, The boys had gone but he kept saying that if he could drink beer like them there was no reason why he couldn´t become an army man. A police spokesman said Rajender would not be charged with attempted suicide in view of his noble desire to serve the country.


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Just practicing (0 replies)
started by marvin
(01.29.2002 4:25:59 PM EST)

for his true calling as a fakir .... at least you get to lie down on the job ! LOL

Kiss my Ass !

OK, let's see here.... (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(01.29.2002 1:11:47 AM EST)

Drinking beer and driving nails through your extremeties makes you a man.

I dunno. I've never done the nail thing but drinking beer always made me stupid........er.

Check out that tongue action!
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