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 Attack of the Killer Tomatoes | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 02/01/2002 | | |  |
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GENEVA - A pair of 72-DDs is being blamed for the death of a 32-year-old groom-to-be who was celebrating his bachelor party at a popular strip club. The well-endowed Kandy Kane was giving Daniel Greene a lap dance and began smothering his face with her humongous hooters. Witnesses said Greene began waving his hands around, but everyone thought he was just enjoying the attention. Who could have known that he was signaling for help? said a confused friend. Onlookers eventually realized that Greene was no longer moving, and pulled him from between Miss Kane´s breasts. Now Greene´s family is suing Miss Kane and the strip club for wrongful death. Those breasts were lethal weapons, Greene´s father told reporters.
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not true
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mikemelick
(02.02.2002 5:11:51 PM EST)
I don't think this is a true story, read in another site that it is cooked up
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If only all brown nosers....
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willi
(02.02.2002 3:54:32 AM EST)
would die from having their faces buried in their bosses' asses, the world would be such a beautiful place.
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