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A Florida court is being asked to settle an invasion-of-privacy issue that has one young co-ed claiming she was stripped of her dignity. The manufacturer of the Girls Gone Wild videotapes that contain images of college students and others cavorting in states of undress is being sued by a Florida State University business major who appears in one of the tapes and in a late night commercial. The woman - who admits that she removed her top in exchange for beads and trinkets, as is the custom at Mardi Gras in New Orleans -- is suing for unspecified damages. The company that produces the tapes says that privacy protection does not exist for people who take their clothes off in a public place - especially one that is likely to be rife with photographic equipment.
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I don't think
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started by
kweenbee
(02.14.2002 7:09:48 PM EST)
She has a tit to stand on.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
I hope she wins her case....
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started by
willi
(02.02.2002 3:48:00 AM EST)
'cause I'm going to sue her for my unspecified damage experienced from hours of frantic masturbation!
P.S. She's also going to pay to fix the play, pause and rewind buttons on my VCR remote control.
Oh Dear !
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started by
marvin
(02.02.2002 3:47:56 AM EST)
no more tit flashing for us to enjoy !
"Madam, your complaint is too stupid to waste this court's time with. Buh-bye, and don't let the door hit you on that gorgeous ass on the way out."
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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