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Urine-Blessing Holy Man Has Indian Doctors Pee-Oed
PUNJAB, India - ...and this little piggy went wee wee wee all over town. Doctors in an Indian village say they´re losing business to a holy man selling a ´divine urine cocktail´. Residents of Chomo Ber Kalan in Punjab are requesting to have urine blessed by 86-year-old Tantrik Baba. Officials say Baba tells his patients to bring along five litres of their partner´s urine which they then drink. The so called holy man told reporters the cocktail can get rid of any disease on earth. According to a police spokesman, It´s possible the doctors have a business problem but we can only step in when there are formal complaints.
...medicine that tasted like piss. Doen't all medicine taste bad?
LMAO@TJ
No complaints
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started by
marvin
(02.04.2002 3:21:12 AM EST)
it's a kill or cure remedy !
So......
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started by
tjshere
(02.04.2002 0:09:40 AM EST)
Do they serve it on the rocks or straight from the tap?
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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