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"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
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Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
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 Situation Gets Hairy For Bald Cocaine Dealer | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 02/06/2002 | | |  |
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BRESCIA, Italy - A bald drug smuggler was feeling ´Head and Shoulders´ above the rest until police found cocaine in the man´s shampoo bottle. Police became suspicious of his need for the product which they found during a routine inspection and upon further investigation discovered 400 grams of cocaine inside the bottle. The man told them he was only a local dealer but promised to help police trace a ring which had smuggled drugs from Colombia and Peru. The suspects are said to be Italian, Albanian, Macedonian and Nigerian nationals. The information has lead to 16 additional arrests.
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Olive oil smuggling
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malcom
(02.06.2002 7:54:28 AM EST)
I'd have been more suspicious of the Italian with a shampoo bottle.
HAHAHAHAHHA
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