"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." — Vice President Dan Quayle
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#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
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Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
A FUN-loving fraternity at the University of Tennessee-Knoxville has been shut down for its "Animal House" antics. The national Kappa Alpha Order disbanded the school's chapter after learning it had regularly recruited homeless men, "liquored them up, gave them large boxing gloves and let them go to town," reports school paper the Daily Beacon. Also irksome to KAO leaders were the frat's traditions of cockfighting, gambling and, as one member put it, the fact that "we usually hire a stripper about once a week."
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
