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 Stealing More Than Bases | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 03/12/2002 | | |  |
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Florida -- Ruben Rivera was released from the New York Yankees after stealing a glove and bat from Derek Jeter's locker, a baseball source said Tuesday.
A baseball lawyer familiar with the decision, speaking on condition of anonymity, confirmed that Rivera took the equipment from Jeter's locker at spring training and sold them to a sports memorabilia agent.
New York-area newspapers reported that Rivera took the glove but has since returned it. But The New York Times, quoting an unidentified source, said Rivera sold the glove to a memorabilia dealer for $2,500.
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The sad thing is...
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started by
willi
(03.13.2002 4:23:07 AM EST)
that some other desperate owner will sign this piece of sh*t based on his ability to wield a bat and glove on the diamond while conveniently forgetting his ability to steal a bat and glove in the clubhouse.
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Why?
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started by
indiansfan
(03.12.2002 8:20:01 PM EST)
Dude makes One Million a year and has to steal someone's glove to make $2500? Get a life man!
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