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Chicks With Socks Appeal

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/20/2002
 
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UPPER MARLBORO, Maryland - First it was the shoe sniffer, now we have the sock the bandit! Police apparently have to decided to "sock it" to Derrick Cobb, 25, after he allegedly knocked down several girls and stole their socks. Cobb was reportedly identified from a store security tape after one of the girl's mother called the police. He's charged with two counts each of felony robbery and misdemeanor theft.

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    some people (0 replies)
    started by razor696
    (03.23.2002 9:07:05 PM EST)

    just don't listen to my advice. if he would've just asked her if she wanted a foot massage, she would've gladly obliged. hell, who wouldn't? some people...

    Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle -PLATO

    What a looser... (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (03.23.2002 2:16:31 AM EST)

    I wonder if he likes the way they smell?.. haha!

    now where's my redneck?

    hmmmm (0 replies)
    started by superlizard
    (03.22.2002 8:38:38 AM EST)

    can you say dumbass freak!!!!

    Like you care what I think...

    hmmmm (0 replies)
    started by superlizard
    (03.22.2002 8:37:50 AM EST)

    can you say dumbass freak!!!!

    Like you care what I think...

    This guy (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (03.21.2002 0:31:06 AM EST)

    has been in my dryer.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Sock it to him! (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.20.2002 7:50:25 AM EST)

    Perverted Bastard.

    (Spoken by a guy with a 14 year old daughter)

    Razor!!!! (1 reply)  
    started by marvin
    (03.20.2002 3:32:33 AM EST)

    where were you at the time in question ?

    Obviouslt the guy didn't leg it fast enough.

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