NETHERLANDS - After trying on a pair of pants in a Dutch store, a woman quickly left without paying for them. A couple days later, she realized they just didn't fit right. What's a thief to do? Exchange the stolen pants, of course. The 52-year-old robber called the store to see if they had the slacks in a larger size. The cashier didn't remember selling this specific pair of pants and cautiously reviewed the security videotapes. Sure enough, the camera showed the thief trying on the pants and leaving the store without paying for them. The cashier told the woman the store indeed had a bigger size and then promptly phoned the police. The woman was arrested on theft charges when she arrived at the store.
No tickie,no panties
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malcom
(03.25.2002 6:50:11 AM EST)
Apparently they've never heard of receipts.
How can.....
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started by
tjshere
(03.25.2002 3:11:52 AM EST)
Pants that you've already tried on not fit??? A little bloating, perhaps? Man, I love being a guy.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
LMAO @ theft charges
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started by
roger
(03.25.2002 1:46:05 AM EST)
well no shit. Did you think they would arrest her for hit and run? How about child molestation?
What they should have nailed her for was stupidity. Was she blonde? Sorry PK.
Just protecting my sheep
DOH!!
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acidinterval
(03.24.2002 11:11:49 PM EST)
your supposed to take em from one store and return them to another..
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