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Thief Goes Back to Store to Exchange Pants

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/24/2002
 
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NETHERLANDS - After trying on a pair of pants in a Dutch store, a woman quickly left without paying for them. A couple days later, she realized they just didn't fit right. What's a thief to do? Exchange the stolen pants, of course. The 52-year-old robber called the store to see if they had the slacks in a larger size. The cashier didn't remember selling this specific pair of pants and cautiously reviewed the security videotapes. Sure enough, the camera showed the thief trying on the pants and leaving the store without paying for them. The cashier told the woman the store indeed had a bigger size and then promptly phoned the police. The woman was arrested on theft charges when she arrived at the store.

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    I'm guessing .... (1 reply)
    started by sassygal
    (03.26.2002 9:19:29 AM EST)

    she wasn't very bright as well as being dishonest.. hahaha!

    now where's my redneck?

    In the words of... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (03.25.2002 7:01:32 AM EST)

    James Brown, "she got the hot pants. Good God, uhh!"

    No tickie,no panties (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (03.25.2002 6:50:11 AM EST)

    Apparently they've never heard of receipts.

    How can..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.25.2002 3:11:52 AM EST)

    Pants that you've already tried on not fit??? A little bloating, perhaps? Man, I love being a guy.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    LMAO @ theft charges (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.25.2002 1:46:05 AM EST)

    well no shit. Did you think they would arrest her for hit and run? How about child molestation?

    What they should have nailed her for was stupidity. Was she blonde? Sorry PK.


    Just protecting my sheep

    DOH!! (0 replies)  
    started by acidinterval
    (03.24.2002 11:11:49 PM EST)

    your supposed to take em from one store and return them to another..

    " If I throw a stick... will you leave? "

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