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Stolen Truck Leaves Long Doughnut Trail

By: PortaJonPublished: 03/29/2002
 
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SLIDELL, La. (Reuters) - Two people left a 15-mile-long trail of doughnuts after they took a Krispy Kreme truck from a parking lot and fled, police said on Thursday.

The truck was parked at a convenience store with its rear doors open and engine running while a deliveryman carried doughnuts inside, said Slidell police spokesman Rob Callahan.

Two suspects hopped in the truck and sped off to the nearby town of Lacombe, with doughnuts spilling out along the way, he said.

They abandoned the truck when they were spotted by police responding to reports of a dangerous driver who was losing his doughnuts. Passenger Rose Houk, 31, was captured, but the driver, whose name was not released, ran away.

Houk told police they had been smoking crack cocaine for several hours before the incident, which occurred Wednesday, said Callahan.

Their motive for taking the Krispy Kreme truck was unclear.

"I don't know if it was a need for transportation of if they just had the munchies," he said.

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    The driver was losing his doughnuts? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.30.2002 11:20:13 AM EST)

    What on earth was the passenger doing to him while he drove?

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    The case (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.30.2002 1:58:44 AM EST)

    was dismissed due to lack of evidence. All the doughnuts had been eaten by the following policemen.

    How did they get caught? (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.30.2002 0:40:02 AM EST)

    You know damn well the cops had to stop and eat the doughnuts.

    HEY... I bet a bank got robbed across town.... the Krispy Creme truck theft was to lure the cops away from the real robbery. What cop in his right mind wouldn't chase down the doughnuts?


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