Mayor Offers Posterior for Charity
By: Robnoxious	Published: 04/18/2002
Mayor Allan Kauffman plans to turn his critic's offhand comment into a benefit for the Goshen Boys & Girls Club later this month. The critic told a political volunteer for Kauffman that she would happily pay $100 to kick the mayor's hind quarters, The Goshen News reported Saturday. Kauffman announced at a Kiwanis meeting on Friday that he would offer himself for the challenge. And the Boys & Girls Club will accept the mayor's generosity, Kevin Deary, club president, said. Kauffman wrote a letter to his critic inviting her and three mayoral critics to the kicking event. The suggested bidding for one swift kick starts at $100. But the mayor said he was interested in establishing safety rules, such as limiting the kicker to the use of the side of the foot. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Well i guess (1 reply) started by shawndiaz (04.18.2002 6:36:58 PM EST) that's one for posterity. Wahahahahahahaha Just drinkin' an chillin'

Mayors & Critics ? (0 replies) started by marvin (04.18.2002 3:22:51 PM EST) where is Roger in all this ?

I don't approve of political jokes... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (04.18.2002 7:28:56 AM EST) I've seen too many of them get elected.

Careful, dude (0 replies) started by tjshere (04.18.2002 4:11:31 AM EST) You better not allow spike-heel pumps either or those kicks may go a little deeper than you bargained for. Never fear.....TJ's here!

Good For Him.. (0 replies) started by acidinterval (04.18.2002 2:42:24 AM EST) now he can be a real "pain in the ass" "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?". -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

How much to kick him in the nuts? (0 replies) started by roger (04.18.2002 1:02:11 AM EST) How much to slit his throat? I got Visa. Just protecting my sheep

$500 for Nassau County, NY (1 reply)   started by robnoxious (04.18.2002 0:48:17 AM EST) Tom Gulotta, ex-county executive, turn one of the richest counties in the US into a county that is just about bankrupt. I wonder if I could donate $500 to Nassau County to beat the snot out of Tom Gulotta. This is one way for the county to make back some serious cash for the county ... and gosh darn it Gulotta owes us big time. "Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience."

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