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SYDNEY - Australian police arrested five people who defiantly puffed away in public on what they claimed was the country's biggest marijuana joint, but it turned out to be nothing more than tobacco and harmless legal herbs.
The 36-inch so-called "community joint" -- rolled using brown paper as wrapping -- was part of a chaotic demonstration in Darwin Saturday by the Network Against Prohibition (NAP) against a planned tightening of drug laws.
"We didn't want to come in with half a kilo of marijuana, it was a symbol," said NAP spokesman Scott White.
Police said some of those involved in the stunt would face charges of resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, while one man could face a charge of actual possession.
The NAP wants the government to accept marijuana as an integral part of Northern Territory lifestyle but the tighter legislation against those suspected of dealing is due to come into force next month.
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Drug Laws
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bathroomreaderfan
(10.10.2005 5:17:12 PM EST)
Honestly, tobacco is much worse for you than marijuana....it's harder to quit than heroin....marijuana doesn't cause physical addiction, and tolerance is not a major problem. Viva la mota, suba el alcohol....
They just need..
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started by
shawndiaz
(04.23.2002 1:17:50 PM EST)
to go to Amsterdam where it's legal.
Such a shame that I'll be there next week. I'll have pics for the posts.
Darwin
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started by
marvin
(04.23.2002 3:27:36 AM EST)
must be turning in his tarpit.
It was tobacco?
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started by
tjshere
(04.23.2002 2:38:04 AM EST)
I'm surprised they weren't immediately taken to prison.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
OH WOW
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started by
roger
(04.23.2002 0:29:07 AM EST)
A charge of actual possession. Kill the sumbitch. Hang him up by his Buster Browns. Damn pot heads.
LMAO
Just protecting my sheep
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