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A suspected robber is recovering Monday after a police dog bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to a news report.
Authorities said that three men walked into the At Cost Liquor Store in Pinellas County, Fla., and allegedly stole a pack of cigarettes.
A store worker reportedly chased the men outside and wrote down the license plate number of the suspects' car.
After a brief chase, the men crashed their car and ran.
Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police.
The suspect was rushed to a local hospital where doctors reattached the suspect's penis.
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the guy had it comin'....
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started by
briredfern
(04.22.2002 9:43:13 PM EST)
Stole a pack a cigarettes.... shit, it's these guys that raise the taxes for everyone else...
Well, them and democrats....
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put that dog to sleep
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started by
pyrtwist
(04.16.2002 12:11:26 PM EST)
can't have that. that may go over in islamic nations but here in the US
Rooby racks
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started by
tjshere
(04.10.2002 3:46:39 AM EST)
The robber is lucky that hospital had a good microsurgeon on staff. I just hope he failed to reattach the sperm duct.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Give the dog a bone
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started by
marvin
(04.10.2002 2:29:58 AM EST)
and call him "Bobbitt" from now on !
Are you sure..
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started by
acidinterval
(04.10.2002 1:38:46 AM EST)
I heard the dog stood by while the cop bit the buttocks and crotch.
Everybody knows...
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started by
willi
(04.10.2002 0:39:04 AM EST)
it's a dog eat dog world! That guy should be happy he got his back.
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