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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
—David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
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#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
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was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
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 Suicide By Chain Saw | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 05/01/2002 | | |  |
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A landscaper took his own life with a gas-powered chain saw on the top deck of the Esperante Building garage late Monday night, according to West Palm Beach (Fla.) police.
A maintenance employee beginning work found Vidal Meneses, 33, dead in the bed of his pickup truck shortly before 6 a.m.
A Stihl chain saw that had cut halfway through his neck from behind was still in his hands, the switch locked open, according to police.
Police do not suspect anyone else was involved in Meneses' death.
Meneses, of Lake Worth, had a history of arrests that began when he was 17, on charges that included kidnapping, sex offense against a child and battery. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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Good Riddence!!
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acidinterval
(05.02.2002 2:33:17 AM EST)
He was a pain in the neck anyway!
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Four people played Darth Vader: David Prowse was his body, James Earl Jones did the voice, Sebastian Shaw was his face and a fourth person did the breathing.
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