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Lithuania Drops Driver OB-GYN Tests

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/16/2002
 
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VILNIUS, Lithuania -- Lithuania's Health Ministry on Tuesday scrapped a Soviet-era rule requiring that women undergo gynecological examinations to qualify for a driver's license.

An ombudsman office in the former Soviet Baltic republic recently declared the provision discriminatory since men aren't asked to take an equivalent medical test.

"It should have been revoked a long time ago," Ausrine Burneikiene, who heads the office, said. "This requirement made our country look more than strange."

The Health Ministry announced its decision to strike the rule from the books after carrying out a five-month study.

Burneikiene rebuffed a few officials who argued that certain diseases in women could cause sufficient pain to inhibit driving.

"A majority of our consultants said there are no specific female diseases that could hinder women from driving," she said.

Lithuania, which regained independence during the 1991 Soviet collapse, has endeavored to bring its laws into line with Western European standards in its bid to join the 15-nation European Union.

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    Hell (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.17.2002 0:37:33 AM EST)


    It all got started by some horny DMV worker in the first place.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Makes our MOT test (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.16.2002 8:10:55 PM EST)

    pale into insignificance.

    No way..... (0 replies)
    started by shawndiaz
    (05.16.2002 7:23:33 PM EST)

    can a pain stop women from driving. We do it constantly with them as backseat drivers. *ducking behind TJ*


    Aw hell (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.16.2002 6:45:03 PM EST)

    I like the old rule better. Anything that prevents women from driving has GOT to be a good thing.

    Waaaaaaa hahahahaha!! *ducking*

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