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DALLAS - Chris Winston named his son William, but Hoover might have been a better choice. Little William is only 21 months but he already has an obsession: vacuum cleaners. His dad says William is so obsessed that "some rooms get vacuumed every 12 hours."
Little William isn't just stuck on vacuum cleaners, he also likes watching vacuuming videos for hours at a time. Unfortunately William's mom erased his prized video: a late-night infomercial for a vacuum cleaner called the Stick Shark.
William's been throwing a fit ever since, forcing his parents to get a new copy of the Stick Shark infomercial. Unfortunately, infomercial broadcasts aren't listed in "TV Guide."
Now, the Winstons are so desperate, they're taping vacuuming footage off the QVC channel in hopes of sucking up to their child.
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Nothing wrong...
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started by
proverbialchump
(05.06.2002 8:04:11 AM EST)
with that. In fact, I got a hoover. If you want to see pictures, just e mail me. You show me yours, Ill show you mine. ha ha ha
Must be something wrong in water, in Texas. Dont 'cha think, GP?
just wait
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started by
suicideking
(05.05.2002 1:43:59 PM EST)
wait until that monumental moment in this young boy's life when he accidentally? turns the vacuum backwards onto himself
Uhhhhh
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started by
tjshere
(05.04.2002 11:32:03 AM EST)
I think I would discourage this behavior. I wouldn't want my child to be obsessed with sucking, especially a male child. He might grow up to do exercise videos.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Sounds just like
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started by
marvin
(05.04.2002 4:21:52 AM EST)
the kid next door, he was crazy about vacuums .... but hated Dysons !
I bet when that kid gets through with his buddy Nathonbomb you could pull the bed sheet out of the crack of Nathon's ass.
Just protecting my sheep
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