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Kah Marries Boom; Won't Hyphenate

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/03/2002
 
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FLINT, Mich. - Go ahead and laugh. Everyone else does, even the bride's mother.

A recent engagement announcement in the Flint Journal in Michigan had the following headline: "Kah-Boom."

Laura Kah says she won't hyphenate her new name after she marries Scott Boom this December, for the obvious reasons.

She says her mother's even having fun with the names, suggesting the couple name their first child Thunder.

Kah's last name is pronounced "Kay." But it's often mispronounced. She says she's looking forward to becoming Laura Boom.

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    Coulda been worse (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.06.2002 11:46:47 PM EST)


    She could have married Scott Put then her name would have been Kah-Put or she could have married Scott Thud... I could go on but I'll end it here.


    Just protecting my sheep

    nevermind being explosive (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (06.04.2002 1:42:13 AM EST)

    how big is her vagina, man? and can I carve it apart with a knife? I mean Jesus there are certain things the public would like to know here...me included..and my cookies..holy Jesus I want cookies and BLOOD


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    Sounds explosive... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (06.03.2002 10:15:24 PM EST)

    to me!!!!....LOL!

    This kind of stuff (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.03.2002 6:19:21 AM EST)

    Just blows me away

    That has to be (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (06.03.2002 2:58:05 AM EST)

    one explosive relationship !

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