Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
— Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#123 Beavers were once the size of bears.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.
 
 


400 Sheep Commit Suicide in France

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/25/2002
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

More than 400 sheep leapt to their deaths this weekend in mountainous southeastern France — likely a panicked attempt to escape from a pack of wolves, police said.

The sheep have lain in a ravine near the Mercantour national park since Saturday, and police were burning them on Tuesday. Officials discovered wolf bite marks on some of the carcasses.

Police said there was no risk of contamination to the water supply.

The local agriculture department started a procedure to reimburse the owner, who lost 406 animals — nearly his entire herd.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Learn The Secrets Of Women And Dating
Related Links
  • Suicide By Chain Saw
  • Bizzare Suicide
  • political suicide
  • Charging Sheep Kill Farmer's Wife
  • Suicide Rate Delays British Trains.
  • Saved Suicide Sap Sues
  • Sheep Dip
  • How Many Times Can You Commit Suicide?
  • A sheep trick
  • Sheep Herder
  • Kinky Sheep
  • RUNNING OF THE SHEEP
  • Know your sheep
  • Suicide Hotline
  • Suicide Squad
  • Sheep vs. Chicks
  • Suicide Painting
  • Suicide Fly
  • Stir Fry Suicide
  • Sexual Suicide

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    OMG! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.26.2002 8:57:39 PM EST)

    I wonder who will assume the mayorship during the lengthy grieving process?

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    poor roger (0 replies)
    started by razor696
    (07.25.2002 3:22:43 PM EST)

    you were just too rough for that group, weren't ya?

    Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptence, even celebration of another's personhood.

    Hey Roger ! (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (07.25.2002 4:33:49 AM EST)

    Were they too shy for you ? Hahahahahahahahaha

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    S.t. Patrick's Day Drug Bust
    On St. Patrick's Day, Ohio cops seized crack ...
    05.10.2008

    Man Convicted Of Sending Penis Photo By Phone
    BERLIN- A 21-year-old German man has been convicted ...
    04.18.2008

    Toe-licking Robber Gets Probation
    MINNEAPOLIS - A man who robbed a woman of her keys ...
    04.09.2008

    You Think You Got A Painful Job?
    If you think, for one second, you’ve got a bad job ...
    04.08.2008

    Rate This!

    3.00 Goofballs of 5
    3 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
    McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
    06.25.2007

    Mom Teed Off By Urinating Drunk Golfers
    OAK RIDGE, Tenn. - A mother teed off by drunken golfers ...
    06.24.2007

    Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag
    WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed ...
    06.23.2007

    Man Arrested For Driving Golf Cart Drunk
    In the spirit of golf season ... I was actually surprised that this wasn't Roger.
    06.04.2007

    Two Years Ago
    And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms?
    Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.
    07.19.2006

    Aussie Woman Swallows 320 Condoms Full Of Drugs
    A woman who police allege ...
    06.29.2006

    Lightning Kills Motorcyclist
    A motorcyclist died after he was struck by lightning while riding in rush hour traffic between Denver and Boulder ...
    06.22.2006

    Snake Fails To Show Up For Wedding ... Honestly
    A woman who fell in love with a snake has reportedly married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India's Orissa state.
    06.08.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Mug Shots : Celebrities Under Arrest

    Goofball Facts
     
    It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas.