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Ted Williams' Kin Fight Over Body

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/09/2002
 
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HERNANDO, Fla. - Ted Williams' estate will ask a judge to decide if the baseball great's body should be cremated or frozen, a move to try to resolve a family feud over the remains.

Al Cassidy, the executor of the estate, will file Williams' will in state court on Tuesday or Wednesday and ask the judge to rule on the issue, John Heer, a lawyer for Williams' oldest daughter, said Monday. Heer contends Williams wanted to be cremated.

The daughter, Bobby-Jo Ferrell, has accused her half brother, John Henry Williams, of moving their father's body from a Florida funeral home to Alcor Life Extension Foundation, where bodies are frozen.

She says John Henry Williams wants to preserve their father's DNA, perhaps to sell it in the future. The brother has not returned repeated calls seeking comment.

Ferrell plans to "rescue" her father's body from the cryonics company in Scottsdale, Ariz. She says the body already is frozen.

"My dad's in a metal tube, on his head, so frozen that if I touched him it would crack him because of the warmth from my fingertips," Ferrell told The East Valley Tribune of Mesa, Ariz. "It makes me so sick."

Karla Steen, a spokeswoman for Alcor, would not confirm Monday that Williams' body is at the facility. Ferrell has said she was told by the funeral home that the body was taken to Arizona.

Ferrell did not return several phone messages Monday and no one answered the door at her house. Bill Boyles and Pam Price, attorneys for the estate's executor, also did not return a phone message.

Ted Williams, the last major league hitter to bat better than .400 in a season, died Friday, July 5, 2002 at age 83.

No funeral will be held, according to the wishes of the former Boston Red Sox slugger. Two memorial services are planned on July 22 at Fenway Park.

George Hommell, a fishing buddy of Ted Williams, said it was a shame family members are fighting over the body.

"Something like this makes you sick to your stomach," he said.

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    Dear John Henry (1 reply)
    started by mudanchee
    (07.10.2002 8:50:04 PM EST)

    You selfish little prick. How does it feel to be hated more than Bill Buckner. More wanted than Billy the Kid ........ DEAD or alive.

    Could you imagine (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (07.10.2002 1:44:20 PM EST)

    A whole team of Ted's or a whole gang of Al's or a whole porn movie full of John's.

    Sanity ..... in the end (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.09.2002 3:40:18 AM EST)

    but George really wants his body for bait !

    Damn... (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.09.2002 1:28:18 AM EST)


    his frozen body makes her sick but burning it up is perfectly alright....

    Well alrighty then, fire up the Bar-B-Que Bertha we got one to thaw out here. Gather the kids round now honey, and put some damn clothes on, the flies are gathering.


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