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CAIRO - Egyptian police have arrested a man who performed brain surgery on a number of people even though he had only a primary school education, court sources said Wednesday.
The 40-year-old saw around 200 patients a week in the oasis town of Fayoum near Cairo. He charged 22 Egyptian pounds ($4.74) per patient and operated on a number of people but the fate of his victims was not immediately known.
The man had forged a secondary school certificate and claimed to have studied brain surgery in Cairo and Germany.
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Stupid bastards!
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willi
(08.18.2002 11:36:59 PM EST)
this guy may have cracked open a few noggins but I doubt that he encountered any gray matter among these pea-brains!
The Scarecrow.
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michaelcarl
(08.18.2002 11:11:18 AM EST)
Former ruler of Oz, he is still well beloved by the citizens and a trusted advisor to Queen Ozma. He helped Dorothy on her first adventure, hoping to receive a brain. He got it, and his wisdom has been most helpful in thinking through many problems.
His "Victims"
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started by
marvin
(08.18.2002 4:59:19 AM EST)
are now senior strategists for Al Qaeda.
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