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Record-Breaking Burp Attempt Runs Into Hiccup

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 08/04/2002
 
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LONDON - The world's loudest burper failed to smash his own ear-splitting record when a sore throat forced him to throw in the towel after three attempts.

Solicitor's clerk Paul Hunn, 33, from London was hoping to better the 118.1 decibel mark -- a burp as loud as a pneumatic drill -- a sonic tour de force he set in 2000.

But after chugging back a carbonated drink and gulping mouthfuls of air to build up gas in his stomach, he could only manage 110.5 decibels on a Guinness World Record sound level meter.

"Sadly, he didn't break the record and had to stop after a few tries because his throat was getting too sore," said a spokeswoman at London's Science Museum, where Hunn was attempting his record burp.

"But when he heals up he's determined to set a new record," she added.

The world-record attempt was part of the museum's current "Grossology" exhibition, a look at the good, bad and ugly ways the human body works.

Hunn said his training routine includes plenty of spicy food and exercises to force air into his stomach.

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    Training routine??? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.04.2002 9:10:20 AM EST)

    I'd like to know what he was doing to make his throat sore.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Hey Harry ! (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (08.04.2002 3:37:51 AM EST)

    So your the main "attraction" at this exhibition I take it ? Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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