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VIENNA, Austria - A plan by city fathers to diaper carriage-drawing horses in order to keep streets clean has animal lovers and horsemen up in arms.
Donning diapers themselves, animal rights activists lined up at Heroes' Square in front of the former imperial Hofburg Palace Thursday to protest the plan. The protesters claim the proposal — meant to keep horse droppings from sullying the streets of the historic capital city — would inflict unnecessary suffering on the animals.
"The diapers would restrict the horses' movement and would rub, causing wounds," said Attila Cerman, a spokesman for Four Paws, the group that organized the protest.
Drivers of the traditional carriages — whose rides through the city's historic downtown streets are popular with tourists — said they, too, were opposed to the diapers.
Opponents say that the diapers would prevent the horses from being able to flick away flies with their tails.
vThe animal rights activists urged city officials to instead reduce the number of horse-drawn carriages and deploy more cleanup teams armed with brooms and scoops to clean up the droppings.
They also claimed that the diapers would do nothing to fight the main source of horse-caused stench — urine.
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PITA my ASS
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michaelcarl
(09.21.2002 9:20:35 PM EST)
There's enought of these idiot's that the FBI are investigateing them as Terrorist along with about 3 other group's. SHUVE A CORK IN THERE ASSES...
Welllllll
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roger
(09.21.2002 3:52:52 PM EST)
I think I'll act like horse shit and hit the trail.
btw I agree with TJ entirely.
Just protecting my sheep
It may be dumb
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marvin
(09.21.2002 3:33:04 PM EST)
and you may think the the Burgers of Vienna are daft .... but horses wearing diapers is the law in quite a few American towns ! LOL
LOL
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tjshere
(09.21.2002 1:09:32 PM EST)
These wackos always crack me up. Horses wear saddles, cinches, bridles, bits, harnesses, etc. with no problem, and these dorks say a friggin' diaper would rub and cause wounds. Uh-huh, right.
Perhaps a better way to eliminate the eliminations would be for these head cases to eat them.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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