Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

S
upport Goofball.com

George W. Bush
 
"Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open." -George W. Bush, at the swearing-in ceremony for Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman, March 2, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"If we can keep those (points and yards) numbers up and Sebastian Janikowski's blood-alcohol level down, we have a chance to be special."
— Oakland Raiders coach Bill Callahan
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#17 A hummingbird weighs less then a penny.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She uses a basketball as a hackey sack!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. Where does virgin wool come from?
A. Ugly sheep.
 
 


This Just In: Skunks Stink

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/14/2002
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. - Dirty diapers are disgusting. Rotten eggs smell rancid. But skunks really stink!

That's the finding of a light-hearted U.S. survey sponsored by Renuzit, Dial Corp.'s air freshener unit.

Skunks led the list of the bad odors in the nationwide survey, with 59.7 percent of respondents rating it a 6, the stinkiest rating. Rotten eggs came in second at 47.2 percent, dirty diaper bins received 45.1 percent, bathroom odors were fourth at 37.9 percent and dairy farm smells were fifth at 31.6 percent.

Participants were allowed to rank more than one smell as the stinkiest.

The poll was conducted on America Online Web sites and select subsidiaries. The poll was conducted in conjunction with the launch of a new Renuzit air freshener, Renuzit Super Odor Neutralizer.

Respondents also nominated their own malodorous offenders that were not part of Renuzit's original suggestions, with the top being spoiled meat, sewers and pet urine.

Also receiving votes: "politics" and "the guy I have to work with."

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • A Big Stinker
  • Stinking Klingons Like Cats in Kansas
  • Austrailian Nutritionist Says Passing Gas Good for You
  • Ick Dick
  • Butt Packin'
  • Innocent Bystander Gets Skunked
  • To You Itīs Pig Waste - To Me Itīs Clean, Clear Water
  • Drunk at MickeyD's II
  • Weight Loss Center
  • Priceless Tooth Brush
  • Crappy World
  • Septic Service Announcement
  • I Feel Like Anus Tonight!
  • French Odor Police on Warpath

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    Any Goof Knows (3 replies)
    started by marvin
    (10.15.2002 10:14:46 AM EST)

    Skunk stinks !

    BTW Does Michaelcarl speak English ? "it was goin be news storie" ... WTF does that mean ?

    lol (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (10.15.2002 1:37:58 AM EST)

    that last sentence... politics do really stink now days

    Why is a ghost such a messy eater?............Because he is always a goblin.

    P-You... (0 replies)  
    started by michaelcarl
    (10.14.2002 7:25:01 PM EST)

    Man I just found this at Yahoo, it was goin be news storie. Hey stinky I was thin of ya, hehehehe.

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    S.t. Patrick's Day Drug Bust
    On St. Patrick's Day, Ohio cops seized crack ...
    05.10.2008

    Man Convicted Of Sending Penis Photo By Phone
    BERLIN- A 21-year-old German man has been convicted ...
    04.18.2008

    Toe-licking Robber Gets Probation
    MINNEAPOLIS - A man who robbed a woman of her keys ...
    04.09.2008

    You Think You Got A Painful Job?
    If you think, for one second, you’ve got a bad job ...
    04.08.2008

    Rate This!

    3.63 Goofballs of 5
    16 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Montana State Trooper
    Some drunks get all the good stories! ...
    05.03.2007

    Hey Buddy, Are You Stoned?
    OCTOBER 11--The mother of a two-year-old Wisconsin ...
    04.26.2007

    Top 10 April Fool's Pranks
    From television revealing that spaghetti grows on trees to advertisements for the left-handed burger, the tradition of April Fool's Day stories in the media has a weird and wonderful history.
    04.01.2007

    Robbing The Cradle On Credit (Old Lady Really Gets It)
    An 84-year-old woman who confessed to having sex with an 11-year-old boy in her foster care reached a deal with prosecutors and pleaded ...
    03.17.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Hair-Raising Beethoven Piece
    Beethoven composed many enduring symphonies, but now ...
    05.15.2006

    This Explains A Lot
    More than 60 percent of Britons use items such as screwdrivers, scissors and earrings to remove food from between their teeth, according to a survey published Friday.
    05.13.2006

    Model's Blonde Moment
    A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an exit door for a toilet door ...
    05.12.2006

    Foot Fetish Freak Finally Caught
    A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years ...
    05.11.2006

    Lookie Here!
    UFOs, JFK and Elvis

    Goofball Facts
     
    99% of all bacteria is NOT harmful to humans in any way!