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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"Whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves." - Washington, Oct. 8, 2003
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"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night."
— Marie Corelli
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Snapple Facts |
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#48 Cats can hear ultrasound.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, To her, 'light food' means under four tons!
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One Liners |
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Q. How do we know that the bikini was invented for orthodox Jews?
A. It separates the meat from the dairy sections
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