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"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."-In Wayne, Mich., as quoted in the New York Times, June 28, 2000
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#85 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
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Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
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 One in Four Men Fakes Orgasms | | By: robnoxious | Published: 11/20/2002 | | |  |
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LONDON - Women are not the only ones to turn on the acting abilities in the bedroom, said a survey released ahead of the world's largest adult festival in London.
The survey of 2,500 Britons, by organizers of the Erotica 2002 festival, said 23 percent of men claimed to have faked an orgasm, compared to 56 percent of women.
Almost half of the participants confessed to enjoying threesomes, the survey added.
Erotica said in a publicity statement sent over the weekend its survey had destroyed the myth the British are a nation of prudes. "Orgies, lust, cheating and faking it -- you name it, the British are doing it," the statement said.
Organizers of the festival, which begins on Friday, expect more than 60,000 people to attend the three-day event, where tantric sex tutors will be schooling willing pupils in the arts of sexual awareness and non-tactile arousal.
"The mass love-in will be closely monitored by security guards to stop things getting out of hand," Erotica's publicity statement added.
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In Middle Eastern Islamic countries, it is a crime to eat any lamb you've had sex with.
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