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COPENHAGEN - An anti-terrorism squad raided the home of a Danish family after mistaking a light-hearted message on their answering machine for a hostage alert.
"We have been taken hostage by two children. Hurry. Help us after the beep. Now!" the Danish daily Politiken quoted the message as saying on Monday.
But police in the Copenhagen suburb of Gladsaxe and worried friends, who alerted the authorities on Saturday, thought the message said: "We have been taken hostage WITH two children."
Two police cars were dispatched and surprised neighbors watched as policemen cordoned off the area. Police had entered the house but the officer in charge told Politiken it had turned out to be a false alarm.
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I use...
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michaelcarl
(01.27.2003 4:11:01 PM EST)
my soundboards to make my messages, the friggin telemarketers love it so much I had to get that Tele-Zaper.
lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.11.2003 10:04:33 PM EST)
gotta be careful what you do these days....
Now that's lame
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started by
tjshere
(01.06.2003 8:58:37 PM EST)
I know this is the era of paranoia but it seems like if they had any doubt they could have sent ONE cop out to investigate. Stupid Scandinavians. ;^)
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