"We want results in every single classroom so that one single child is left behind." —Bush, speaking in Little Rock, Ark., Nov. 10, 2003
Random Quote
"Dan Quayle is a man of the future, a young man born in the middle of this century and from the middle of America. He's a dynamic young leader for the future of our party and the future of the nation." — George Bush
Snapple Facts
#178 The first ballpoint pens were sold in 1945 for $12.00.
Yo Mama ...
house is is so small the front and back doors are on the same hinge!!
One Liners
Q: What do Kabul and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... yet.
A rampaging wild boar wrecked an elderly German couple's afternoon nap when it broke into their house and leapt into bed with them before biting the man and fleeing, police said on Wednesday.
"The boar expended considerable criminal energy in committing this act," said Ute Bort, spokeswoman for police in Minden-Luebbecke in western Germany.
Eyewitnesses told police the boar crashed through the glass door of the apartment building at high speed in Espelkamp before ramming open the couple's front door and leaving a trail of its blood in the unscheduled tour of their ground-floor apartment.
Police and local authorities conducted a search but gave up after no trace could be found of the errant swine, who they described as "of medium stature and build." The 71-year-old man was not seriously injured.
Well honey, I've got all my stuff packed.. don't forget your fang brush.
hahahahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
damn pigs
(0 replies)
started by
suicideking
(04.17.2003 10:10:11 PM EST)
always coming into bed with you, biting you, and leaving without paying for the sex... have they no shame
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms? Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.
07.19.2006
Lightning Kills Motorcyclist A motorcyclist died after he was struck by lightning while riding in rush hour traffic between Denver and Boulder ...
06.22.2006
