Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

› Home
› Contribute
› Goofball Map
› Jokes
› Photos
› Cartoons
› Media
› News
› Celeb Mugshots
› Name Changes
› Games
› Cool Sites
› Phone Fun
› Rants
› Uncensored
 » Photos
 » Cartoons
 » Media
 » Celebrities
 » Glossary
› Fans Section
› Goofball Women
› Message Boards
› Chat Room
› Deadpool
› Store
› About Us
› Link To Us
› Site Map
› Advertising Info
› RSS Feeds

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a - a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." - Denver, CO. Aug. 14, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
— Humphrey Bogart
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#119 The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
 
 


Dude! Look What the Tide Brought In!

By: robnoxiousPublished: 04/04/2003
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

MIAMI (Reuters) - About 500 pounds of marijuana washed ashore on several south Florida beaches, prompting a late-night search for drug smugglers in choppy coastal waters, police said on Wednesday.

Federal and local law enforcement agencies sent two helicopters and two boats on Tuesday night to scour the sea for suspects after a man reported coming across a large bale of marijuana while strolling on the beach, police said.

In total, police found 12 bales of marijuana wrapped in white burlap sacks with a street value of up to $1.5 million, said Jim Messer, a Delray Beach police spokesman.

While fairly common during the drug-trafficking decade of the 1980s, Messer said it was rare to see such large quantities of illegal drugs floating ashore on Delray Beach, which is just north of Fort Lauderdale.

"Every once in a while we get refugees washing up on shore, every once in a while we get dope washing up on shore," he said.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • 36-Inch Marijuana Cigarette Is a Joke
  • Man Reports Stolen Marijuana to Cops
  • Marijuana
  • Marijuana Warning
  • There's Beer to Wash Away Your Troubles
  • Team Gets Itch To Wash Its Jockstraps
  • Cat Goes for a Spin in Wash Machine
  • Wash That Guy Right Out of Your Hair....
  • Car wash
  • How Not to Wash An Airplane!
  • Cow Wash
  • At the Car Wash
  • Personalized Car Wash
  • Down at the Car Wash
  • Topless Car Wash
  • A Buff At The Car Wash
  • Billy Bong Thorton vs. The Cookie Monster
  • Fast-Food Customer Loses Appetite Over Toilets
  • Police Nab Coffin, Hearse with Weed
  • Thinking About Becoming a Priest


    • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
    		 
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    True seaweed! (0 replies)
    started by crazyfingers
    (04.06.2003 5:56:36 PM EST)
    "Tastes a little salty, pass the tequila!" LOL

    Well (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.06.2003 2:33:33 PM EST)

    I guess I'll start hanging out at the seashore.

    I don't know though, there are plenty of dopes right here..

    hahahaha

    Good one Rob


    Just protecting my sheep
    save the bales, save the bales (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (04.06.2003 2:03:28 PM EST)
    I hope that's dolphin-safe marijuana

    §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG
    I'm bleeding profusely from the anus.

    This could cause problems (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (04.04.2003 2:32:24 AM EST)
    Any minute now thousands of fish, squid, dolphins, seals, whales, etc. are gonna hit the beach looking for junk food.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

    Most Recent
    S.t. Patrick's Day Drug Bust
    On St. Patrick's Day, Ohio cops seized crack ...
    05.10.2008

    Man Convicted Of Sending Penis Photo By Phone
    BERLIN- A 21-year-old German man has been convicted ...
    04.18.2008

    Toe-licking Robber Gets Probation
    MINNEAPOLIS - A man who robbed a woman of her keys ...
    04.09.2008

    You Think You Got A Painful Job?
    If you think, for one second, you’ve got a bad job ...
    04.08.2008
    Rate This!

    3.00 Goofballs of 5
    3 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
    • One Year Ago
    Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
    McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
    06.25.2007

    Mom Teed Off By Urinating Drunk Golfers
    OAK RIDGE, Tenn. - A mother teed off by drunken golfers ...
    06.24.2007

    Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag
    WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed ...
    06.23.2007

    Man Arrested For Driving Golf Cart Drunk
    In the spirit of golf season ... I was actually surprised that this wasn't Roger.
    06.04.2007
    Two Years Ago
    Kids' Show Host Fired Over 'Technical Virgin' Video
    The PBS Kids Sprout network has fired the host of "The Good Night Show" after learning she had appeared in videos called "Technical Virgin."
    07.25.2006

    And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms?
     Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.
    07.19.2006

    Aussie Woman Swallows 320 Condoms Full Of Drugs
    A woman who police allege ...
    06.29.2006

    Lightning Kills Motorcyclist
    A motorcyclist died after he was struck by lightning while riding in rush hour traffic between Denver and Boulder ...
    06.22.2006
    Lookie Here!
    Our Dumb Century

    Goofball Facts
     
    Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye".