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A quip by MTV show "Jackass" co-star Steve-O to Swedish newspaper that a drugs-packed condom was lodged in his intestines did not amuse local police.
They arrested Stephen Glover after he told a paper that prior to arriving in Sweden -- one of Europe's fiercest opponents of drugs -- he had swallowed a condom filled with marijuana. He said he was afraid it had got stuck.
"He is now sitting in a cell on a special toilet with an alien object in his stomach. We are waiting for it to come out so we can analyze the contents," prosecutor Gunnar Fjaestad told Reuters on Friday.
Glover was touring Sweden with his own show, and will probably have to stay at least two weeks for the investigation.
The MTV show "Jackass," which ran in 2000 and 2001, featured outrageous stunts and practical jokes and was followed by "Jackass: the Movie" in 2002.
NOBODY would wanna wait for me while I sat on a toilet just to see what came out..... especially on chili night.
hahahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
Perhaps
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marvin
(05.24.2003 7:09:45 AM EST)
his show was shit and they're just giving shit for shit! LOL
A guy at a British Airport when asked if he was carrying any weapons (stupid security questions!) said he was, he was strip searched along with his luggage, the pilot refused to allow him on the flight, the operators refused to carry him. It took him three days to get someone to fly him to where he wanted to go. It must be true, I saw it on a TV documentary.
well
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started by
bigjohn2
(05.24.2003 0:11:34 AM EST)
wouldnt you think they would have better things to do than wait for a condom of pot..how much pot could be in a rubber anyway....
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