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In the latest ticket blitz story, the Daily News reports that a pregnant woman was given a 50 dollar ticket for resting on the subway steps in Brooklyn.
Eighteen-year-old Crystal Rivera says she was ticketed last Tuesday by a female officer at the 86th Street station in Bay Ridge. The News says the pregnant teen told the officer she was tired and resting. It will cost her $50.
A spokesman for the police union says cops on the beat are being pressured to generate cash for the financially strapped city. PBA spokesman Al O'Leary says previously cops would give a warning but now they are being told to write the summons. The Bloomberg Administration says there is no ticket quota for police.
For instance.. Let's just say the girl is only 2 weeks pregnant.. We'd all see this in a different light then, wouldn't we? So who knows that she wasn't?
The fuc*ing news media knows exactly how to sell their products don't they?
Kinda like the Rodney King video.. they never showed the whole video just the part that sells. I understand he's been arrested again recently.
I'm not saying the cops are right or wrong, but if I'm going to make a decision about something then I'd like to hear both sides or at least ALL of the story.
Cann't top TJ's comment
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started by
marvin
(05.29.2003 4:27:13 AM EST)
but we get the same sort of crap over here. Give a dickhead a badge and he's still a dickhead!
Ah shit
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started by
tjshere
(05.29.2003 3:01:31 AM EST)
I hope our esteemed Governor doesn't see this. He's never met a form of revenue enhancement he doesn't like. He'd probably slap an additional $100 sin tax on her for being pregnant because he wants a monopoly on screwing the citizens.
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