"The second pillar of peace and security in our world is the willingness of free nations, when the last resort arrives, to retain aggression and evil by force." Bush, speaking in London, England, Nov. 19, 2003
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QUINCY, Mass. - A Milton man has been indicted for manslaughter in connection with the November beating death of a Quincy grandfather after a dispute over abandoned golf balls.
A Norfolk grand jury on Thursday indicted Robert Carnathan, 54, on charges he killed Donald King, 79, during an altercation at President's Golf Course in Quincy on Nov. 9.
Authorities said the two men both lived near the golf course and Carnathan regularly collected and sold lost golf balls. Prosecutors said they started fighting because King tried to take some of the abandoned balls. Prosecutors said Carnathan threw stones at King and beat him on the head and legs with a cane.
The state's chief medical examiner last month determined King died after suffering cardiac arrest during the fight with Carnathan.
Carnathan, who has used a cane to walk for several years, has said he acted in self-defense. He pleaded innocent to a manslaughter charge during his initial arraignment in Quincy District Court last November. He faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted.
lmfao
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bigjohn2
(06.01.2003 2:23:41 PM EST)
looks like two old fucks would have better things to do....
Wait!
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  started by
tjshere
(06.01.2003 11:26:59 AM EST)
"Prosecutors said Carnathan threw stones at King and beat him on the head and legs with a cane."
I think they got Carnathan's name wrong. Rumor has it his neck looks REAL sunburned.
Waaaaa hahahahahaha!
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