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OHIO - A woman who claims she was breast-feeding while driving on the turnpike, has plead not guilty to multiple charges.
The Ohio highway patrol received a call that 29-year old Catherine Donkers, was driving with an infant in her lap.
A trooper tried to pull her over, but she ignored him and then exited the turnpike.
"The stop didn't occur until she exited at the 187th and then became caught up in the toll booth and that's where the officer was able to approach the car and talk to the driver," said Ohio Highway Patrol Officer, Lt. Chris Butts.
The trooper discovered the Michigan woman didn't have a license.
She's been charged with not having an operators' license, obstructing official business, and child endangering.
well
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started by
bigjohn2
(06.12.2003 9:04:49 PM EST)
thats just crazy...
Fast food
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started by
willi
(06.12.2003 7:45:10 PM EST)
Any hungry infant that's on the road will tell you that a bad case of "fishface" is much more pleasurable spent upon mommy's nipple than a McDonalds triple-thick shake!
Stupid woman
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started by
meesha
(06.12.2003 0:47:54 AM EST)
Why on earth didn't she just pull over somewhere and feed her baby??? That's just dumb.
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