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Man Having Sex in Car Accidentally Calls Wife on Cell Phone
HELSINKI - An adulterous Finn pressed all the wrong buttons as he made love in a car -- unknowingly prompting his mobile phone to call home just in time for his wife to hear his mistress moan "I love you".
The wife, doubly enraged after recognising her own friend's voice, has been convicted of assault after going to her rival's flat and striking her in the face and later attacking her husband at home with an axe, though he fended off the blow.
A court official told Reuters on Thursday she received a 14-month suspended sentence for the attacks which did not result in serious injury.
The woman told the court this week in Lahti, 60 miles north of the capital Helsinki, that she was temporarily in shock and had only tried to scare her husband.
They have since divorced, a regional paper reported.
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Hmmm...
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started by
missy
(07.06.2003 1:36:22 PM EST)
This is why you should always but your "Key Guard" on.. so that no numbers are accidently dialed during whatever extracurricular activities....
But then again.. they could have been using the cell phone.. most of them nowadays have a "vibrate" option.. LOL
Proving yet again
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started by
marvin
(06.28.2003 7:21:42 PM EST)
that in car sex is fraught with dangers.
LMFAO @ Roger!!
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started by
tjshere
(06.28.2003 0:19:35 AM EST)
I guess aural sex can really get you into trouble.
So tell me, did Harry get her to say anything about swallowing? Hahahahaha!
He did it on purpose.. he wanted all his friends back at the station to hear him screw this gal. They stopped for burgers and then parked in a secluded area. Well Harry turns on the recorder.. Then he drops his burger on the floorboard.
When he picked it up the girl said, "You're not gonna eat that dirty thing are you?"
Harry said, "Say sandwich, say sandwich."
waaaaaaaa hahahahahaha
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