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Sex at 60 mph is OK in Germany

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/01/2003
 
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Germany - Having sex while driving at 100 kph (60 mph) down a motorway is not an offence in Germany. But if you hit something make sure you don't run off.

A Cologne court fined a man who admitted he was having sex with a blonde hitchhiker sitting astride him when he drove his car into a road sign. But only because he fled the scene of the accident with his naked accomplice.

"The man was convicted of hit-and-run and sentenced to a fine of 600 euros," court spokesman Juergen Mannebeck said on Tuesday. "It's hard to believe but in fact no law was broken with the intercourse on the motorway. It's a situation lawmakers never thought about."

The 23-year-old man, who was tracked down through the car's registration, was also ordered to pay 400 euros to repair the sign. He did not know the name of the woman who left her clothes behind in the car.

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    Well.... :) (0 replies)
    started by missy
    (07.06.2003 1:51:07 PM EST)

    Why on earth would she leave her clothes in the car? LOL The way it reads.. is that he fled the scene of the accident with her.. so that would mean he dropped her off somewhere.. LOL :) Maybe it was at a nudist camp.. that would explain things. LOL

    Could have been worse, I guess.. in addition to the euros he had to pay in fines and repairs.. he could have ended up having to pay her for her services too... LOL

    Well this gives new meaning ... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (07.04.2003 1:54:08 AM EST)

    to the lyrics
    of the old song....

    "Fun,fun,fun, on the autobahn"

    I'll pay the fine, officer. (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (07.02.2003 8:27:17 PM EST)

    I do admit my big bumper has put its fair share of dents into her ass end.

    I'm off there now ! (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.02.2003 6:09:42 PM EST)

    I wonder if she is still around ....

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    did ya notice (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (07.02.2003 1:34:04 PM EST)

    that he didn't even know her name? Now that's class! lol

    lmao @ Roger's comment

    Meow

    Cologne Court? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (07.02.2003 0:53:11 AM EST)


    I bet it smelled good in there.

    hahahaha

    Sex on the highway, eh? I had a few blow-jobs while driving but never actually fucked anyone in the process. Blow-jobs aren't cheating, are they?

    hahahahaha

    Let's just hope.... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.01.2003 9:32:25 PM EST)

    That was the only "accident" they had.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Sounds Good to Me (1 reply)  
    started by robnoxious
    (07.01.2003 4:40:32 PM EST)

    I gotta visit Germany. Now I have two reasons. 1) Oktoberfest 2) Autobahn

    Rob

    "Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience."

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