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Hunting for Bambi

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/16/2003
 
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NEW YORK — A new Las Vegas game gets thrill-seekers out of the casinos and into the great wide open — to shoot naked women with paintball guns.

In "Hunting for Bambi," men pay $10,000 each for the challenge of tracking the women, who are nude except for sneakers, and trying to blast them with colored paint.

"You can actually hunt one of our Bambi [expletive] and shoot her with paintballs," Mike Burdick, who runs the game and the site for Real Men Outdoor Productions, says on his Web site, www.huntingforbambi.com.

According to the site, the hunters also have the option of mounting their prey when they're done — and having sex with the women.

Despite criticism that the game is sick and barbaric, Burdick said it was all in fun and caters to both male and female fantasies.

"The majority of women have a deep-seated fantasy of that bad-boy image, to be sought after by a stranger," he told Fox News, adding that the women get paid $1,000 to participate in the game — and $2,500 if they avoid getting hit.

Women's groups and legal experts are, not surprisingly, up in arms over the cruel game.

"I couldn't quite believe it. [The site] advertised this as really hurting people," said legal expert Susan Estrich on Fox News. "[They're] violating about 20 criminal laws, including assault."

The National Organization for Women has also spoken out against the game.

"It's appalling, and it's really frightening," Rita Haley, president of NOW's New York City chapter, told the New York Post. "It says something about the men who want to play this game and something about the financial climate that drives women to participate. The big fear is that somebody who plays will eventually want to use real bullets."

But at least one woman who has participated as a target in "Bambi" said people are over-reacting.

"We're not getting hurt that bad," Taylor, who didn't give a last name, told Fox News. "[The paintballs] don't hurt as bad as everyone says they do. It's about as bad as getting slugged in the arm."

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    TOO BAD GUYS! (0 replies)
    started by medic
    (07.29.2003 5:26:28 PM EST)

    Don't gettoo excited. This whole thing is a fake. Per an AOL news item the dude in Las Vegas has admitted that this was all a hoax and is under investigation.

    TOO BAY GUYS! (0 replies)
    started by medic
    (07.29.2003 5:25:46 PM EST)

    This is a fake. Per an AOL news item the dude in Las Vegas has admitted that this was all a hoax.

    I prefer to mount my prey first (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (07.17.2003 11:28:33 PM EST)

    and not shooting my gun until I see the pearly whites of her mouth, but that's just me.

    Only in Vegas ..... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.17.2003 3:49:15 PM EST)

    it's too damn cold most other places to play this "game". LOL

    A paintball on bare skin is VERY painful and that's the less sensitive areas I'm talking about, that's from personal experience of an idiot who chose not to surrender when surrounded.

    So ....

    Tthrow the gun away and get down to the sex part quicker!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    I agree with Oxbrain on the goggles (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (07.17.2003 1:25:04 AM EST)


    as for the other, well, it's Las Vegas for one thing and prostitution is legal. It's men and women consenting to something they want to do. It isn't like anyone is forced into doing this.

    I can't believe everyone is up in arms about this when their kids are buying crack cocaine right down the street.

    Sounds like a lot of fun to me, he said as he booked his flight to Las Vegas.. hahahahaha

    The link..... (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (07.16.2003 8:27:51 PM EST)

    Isn't working for me. It just takes me to a page that says -

    This is not a public server. Go away.

    No matter, I wasn't looking to sign up anyway. I don't like to kill my own food, figuratively or otherwise. At 10 Gs a pop - so to speak - obviously some folks really like the idea though.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    hmm.. (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (07.16.2003 8:04:26 PM EST)

    I see only one wrong thing with this. The women should wear paintball masks. Last thing the sport of paintball needs is someone getting hurt with a paintball gun because they were stupid.

    As far as the legalities, I think the only law being broken is the whole sex for money thing. I think it would be considered prostitution. You can't say that it is assault since the women are consenting to this knowing fully what is going to happen. But since when has FOX news actually done any research.

    "Wank on. Wank off."

    What's next... (4 replies)  
    started by michaelcarl
    (07.16.2003 7:33:57 PM EST)

    This site is nothing but the exploitation of women and shooting people (bad combination), in my eye's that is real sick, and why should this site promote such a Sick Site!

    Somebody help me I'm gettin Morals.

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