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Take Me Out to the Ball Game, Ozzy Style

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 08/19/2003
 
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Fifty-four-year-old rock 'n' roller Ozzy Osbourne and wife Sharon sang "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" for the seventh-inning stretch Sunday at Wrigley Field. One can't blame Ozzy for not knowing the words, since he was born in Birmingham, England.

But in the overall picture, it was pure Ozzy.

Chip Caray: "All right, Chicago. Here comes Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne."

Ozzy: "All right, Chicago. I want to hear a real crazy crowd start singing. Are you ready? Are you ready? I can't hear you. Are you ready?

"One. Two. Three.

"Let's go out to the ballgame. Let's go out to the bluhhhhhn.

"Take me a ee-yan eeya (humming) the field.

"I don't care if I ahh-uhn ack.

"Da da da da duh da da da eam. Duh ee, da da da da dahhh.

"For a fee, two, three strikes you're out at the old ballgame. Yeahhhhhh."

Sharon: "Now let's get some runs."

Ozzy: "Yeah. Let's get some runs."

Near the end of the broadcast, WGN-Ch. 9 showed a replay of legendary Los Angeles Dodgers announcer Vin Scully giving the thumbs up after Osbourne's rendition.

"If you get the seal of approval from Hall of Famer Vin Scully, you know you're doing OK," Caray said.

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    Ozzy Is The Greatest! (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (08.20.2003 7:03:20 PM EST)

    God/Satan bless Ozzy!

    lol (1 reply)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.19.2003 8:03:44 PM EST)

    this is posted 2x

    I saw this on sportscenter (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.19.2003 7:01:43 PM EST)

    Chip Carey could just barely keep from laughing out loud, right in their faces. It was horrible.

    take me litre? (0 replies)
    started by br2001
    (08.19.2003 6:40:02 PM EST)

    sounds like "take me a litre and bring us some juice.. i dont remember what i have to do.. blah"

    I can't (2 replies)
    started by meesha
    (08.19.2003 12:12:13 PM EST)

    make this play. Little help???

    Meow

    Methinks (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.19.2003 8:24:45 AM EST)

    Vin Scully was giving the thumbs up to whoever provided him with earplugs.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    fixed (0 replies)
    started by robnoxious
    (08.19.2003 1:42:24 AM EST)

    Ooops. My Bad. Fixed.

    Well (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (08.19.2003 1:25:17 AM EST)


    a red x and real media mean the very same thing to me.


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