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18 Year Old Bride Spends Night in Slammer

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 08/20/2003
 
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SOUTH WINDSOR, Conn. - A North Haven bride spent part of her wedding night in a jail cell, after police said she hurled things at reception hall workers who closed the bar.

Adrienne T. Samen, 18, was arrested on criminal mischief and breach of peace charges Saturday (August 16, 2003) after police responded to The Mill on the River restaurant.

When workers there closed the bar, Samen allegedly began throwing things, including wedding cake and vases. Samen left the restaurant, and police found her walking down the road in her gown.

While being taken into custody, police said she kicked the door and window of the police cruiser and tried to bite an officer.

She posted a $1,000 bond and was released Saturday night, police said. She was on her honeymoon Monday.

She is due in Manchester Superior Court on Aug. 28.

18 Year Old Bride Spends Night in Slammer

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    looks (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.20.2003 9:23:49 PM EST)

    like a damn skank anyway

    Good idea, Roger (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.20.2003 3:34:43 AM EST)

    It will undoubtedly be the last time he ever hears the sound of silence again. Spoiled little bitch.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Let's all have a moment of silence (2 replies)  
    started by roger
    (08.20.2003 1:03:28 AM EST)


    for the poor sumbitch she married.

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