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Mom Pleads Guilty to Attacking Stripper

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 08/27/2003
 
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WHEELING, Ill. - A woman has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor battery, admitting she attacked a stripper who failed to meet expectations during her daughter's bachelorette party.

Jacqueline McMahon, 52, was sentenced to 30 days of court supervision and ordered to pay $2,500 restitution to the victim in a plea deal reached Monday. Prosecutors also agreed to drop battery charges against McMahon's daughter, Carrie McMahon, 22, of Loveland, Colo., and bridesmaid Kelly Meyer, 33.

The 28-year-old man suffered head injuries, bruises and scratches when he was punched, kicked and hit over the head with a bottle after his July 2002 performance at a hotel in Crystal Lake.

Police said attendees at the party became angered when the stripper showed up late and turned out to be a stand-in for the dancer requested by the hosts. Tensions increased when the man allegedly ended his performance sooner than expected and without paying enough attention to the bride.

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    I'll bet (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.28.2003 3:11:15 AM EST)

    She didn't tip him either.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I'm thinking (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (08.28.2003 1:28:20 AM EST)


    The guy who was requested knew what these idiots were like so he gets a stand-in.

    Smart guy.

    one can only hope (0 replies)  
    started by simonsez
    (08.27.2003 12:24:51 PM EST)

    on their wedding night that the poor bastard she's going to marry gets a hard-on.

    to quote the redneck, lets have a moment of silence for the poor summbitch that marrys into this family.


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