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Car Crash Reveals Racist Church

By: robnoxiousPublished: 08/04/2003
 
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A car crash in a town near New Orleans revealed that a building thought to be a home improvement business was actually a white supremacist church, police said on Friday.

The vehicle smashed into the brick storefront in Chalmette, Louisiana, after colliding with two other cars and came to rest amid stacks of racist books and pamphlets, including Adolf Hitler's "Mein Kampf," they said.

A sign proclaimed the building the "Southern Home Improvement Center," said Lt. Mike Sanders of the St. Bernard Parish Sheriff's Department, but investigators found out it was the New Christian Crusade Church and headquarters of the Christian Defense League.

Both organizations were the projects of building owner James Warner, a founder of the American Nazi Party and associate of former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard and Republican gubernatorial candidate David Duke, according to the Anti-Defamation League, which monitors hate groups.

"Duke recruited him into the Klan back in 1975, but before that Warner had been with the American Nazi party in the 1960s," said Cathy Glaser, the league's regional director in New Orleans.

A New Christian Crusade Church spokeswoman confirmed by telephone that Warner was the church pastor, but told Reuters he was not available for comment.

Duke, a one-time state representative who narrowly lost a 1991 race for Louisiana governor and also ran for U.S. Senate, all as a Republican, went to federal prison in Texas in April to serve a 15-month sentence for bilking his supporters of hundreds of thousands of dollars that he used to gamble.

No criminal charges have been filed in the church case, but Sanders said it had been turned over to federal authorities.

"We have made contact with the FBI and it is theirs from here on out," he said.

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    Leave it to Chalmette! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (08.08.2003 11:54:43 AM EST)

    "Southern Home Improvement Center"?

    Those dirty rotten scum suckers!

    David Duke is one the number one reasons I left the city of New Orleans however many years ago.

    When he was voted in as rep I couldn't get over the fact that there were still enough people down there to breathe life into an individual like that!!!!

    David Duke & hate groups are the very worst thing that could be...

    I can't believe they all still exist.

    Cool story Rob...
    This is a keeper.

    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.07.2003 9:43:54 PM EST)

    thats wild....

    wow... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (08.04.2003 9:39:24 PM EST)

    I think they were just filming blues brothers 3...

    "Wank on. Wank off."

    You know (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (08.04.2003 8:10:56 PM EST)


    those people that monitor hate groups how do they determine who is and who isn't a hate group. I hate hate groups but goddamnit I also hate monitors ...

    I'm glad they uncovered the bastards and no thanks to the monitors, eh? It took an out of control vehicle to uncover 'em. Makes you wonder what the monitors are doing with our money.

    Just proves (0 replies)  
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (08.04.2003 2:42:56 PM EST)

    you can run but you cannot hide.

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

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