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North Carolina cops are searching for a guy who successfully passed a $200 bill bearing George W. Bush's portrait and a drawing of the White House complete with lawn signs reading "We like ice cream" and "USA deserves a tax cut." The phony Bush bill -- a copy of which you'll find below -- was presented to a cashier at a Food Lion in Roanoke Rapids on September 6 by an unidentified male who was seeking to pay for $150 in groceries. Remarkably, the cashier accepted the counterfeit note and gave the man $50 change.
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bigjohn2
(09.19.2003 3:54:15 PM EST)
maybe he got in a hurry and just didnt realize what he was doing..either that or hes stupid I dont know
Pastels...
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started by
michaelcarl
(09.18.2003 3:07:59 AM EST)
Anybody get those fancy new bill's yet?
The guy from Food Lion who accepted the bill said he had seen plenty of them when he worked at the grocery store in California.
waaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha
Well now
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started by
meesha
(09.17.2003 7:11:01 PM EST)
that just takes a special kind of stupid...
hahahaha
Aw hell
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started by
tjshere
(09.17.2003 6:33:38 PM EST)
I got scooped. I submitted the photo of the bill a while back.
Why does it not surprise me that it was a guy from North Carolina that accepted the bill?
Hahahahahaha.
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