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An undated handout photograph shows an Italian Maiolica plate, provided by the Ashmolean Museum in Oxford on Thursday. A leading museum has paid 240,000 pounds for a plate which shows a portrait of a man whose head is made up entirely of penises. It is thought to have been made by Italian Renaissance ceramicist Francesco Urbini in the 16th century. The head is framed by a garland carrying the inscription: Ogni homo me guarda come fosse una testa de cazi (Every man looks at me as if I were a dickhead).
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one penis is dripping blood
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simonsez
(09.20.2003 7:37:58 PM EST)
dont ask me why i noticed that. i wasn't admiring the penis or anything. don't let patron read this please
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bigjohn2
(09.19.2003 3:52:15 PM EST)
call the franklin mint can have you one for only four easy payments of 19.95 ....lmfao
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