Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"I'm sure there's a lot of people frightened — biotechnology is a long wordand it sounds — they may say, well, I don't know if I'm smart enough to bein biotechnology, or it sounds too sophisticated to be in biotechnology." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., on Nov. 7, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die."
— Mel Brooks
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#181 The first jukebox was located in San Francisco in 1899.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
head is so big it shows up on radar.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
 
 


Man Crashes Car During Timberlake Song

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/21/2003
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

DAYS CREEK, Ore. - A Winston man told police he crashed his car after a bee flew into his mouth while he was singing along with Justin Timberlake's song "Rock Your Body" on the radio.

Douglas County Sheriff's spokeswoman Pam Frank said John L. Nunes, 19, was trying to get rid of the bee or yellowjacket when his car hit a tree. "I kind of panicked and went off the road," Nunes said Wednesday.

His car went down a 15-foot embankment. He was taken by ambulance to Mercy Medical Center in Roseburg.

"I had to get a stitch in my tongue, and I got a gash on my left ankle," Nunes said. The tongue injury was from his teeth, not the bee, he said.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Car Crash Reveals Racist Church
  • Funny Like A Car Crash
  • Crash Flying Car
  • Extreme Car Crash
  • The Villiage Idiot Towed My Car
  • CHP car rolls onto 101, hit by truck
  • Car Thief Puts Himself In The Picture
  • Gadhafi Calls 'Libya's Rocket' The Safest Car
  • Car Dies, Man Shoots It
  • Man Having Sex in Car Accidentally Calls Wife on Cell Phone
  • Flying Undies Cause Crash
  • Crash Spills Eight Tons Of Beer On Highway
  • Environmentalists Weed out Problems for New Hemp Car
  • Expectant Father Gives Birth to Car Theft Plan
  • Be Careful Where You Park the Getaway Car
  • Woman Freed After Being Trapped Head Over Heels in Car
  • My car
  • Concorde Crash
  • Car ass
  • Car wash

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    just so long as (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (09.25.2003 7:48:37 AM EST)

    it wasnt achy breaky heart


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    so somebody (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.21.2003 8:50:24 PM EST)

    really does listen to timberlake huh? well serves him right for being so stupid../.

    That's what he gets for listening (2 replies)
    started by crazyfingers
    (09.21.2003 6:21:04 PM EST)

    to that crap!

    (Sat on bumblebee once while driving, didn't crash)

    We remember

    I wonder.... (5 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.21.2003 10:47:48 AM EST)


    If this guy ever listens to Sting?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well now (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (09.21.2003 1:20:24 AM EST)


    I bet Ted Kennedy would have loved to have known this years ago.

    I could have believed this of a Willie Nelson fan, there would have been no teeth to get in the way of the bee.

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Police Arrest Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
    Police say a Michigan man ...
    11.10.2008

    Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
    A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
    09.29.2008

    Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
    A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
    09.01.2008

    Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
    St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
    08.09.2008

    Rate This!

    3.85 Goofballs of 5
    13 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Big Winner to Become Big Loser
    The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
    11.29.2007

    Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle
    They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
    11.19.2007

    Homeless Man Dresses In Women’s Underwear, Takes Snooze At Store
    Joplin, Mo- Employees of Kohl’s department store in ...
    11.18.2007

    Thank You Science
    Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
    11.03.2007

    Two Years Ago
    PS3's Are Too Big
    We all know that Playstation 3 is out and getting ...
    11.23.2006

    Califoria Couple Calls For Orgasm For Peace
    Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter. But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.
    11.22.2006

    Brit Burns Bum With Firecracker
    A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries ...
    11.10.2006

    Burglar Robs Surveillance Camera Store
    In the long and noble history of the world's most ...
    11.07.2006

    Lookie Here!
    The Spy Who Shagged Me

    Goofball Facts
     
    Walt Disney had wooden teeth.