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TROMS, NORTHERN NORWAY - According to the district attorney in Troms and Finnmark, your bottom is public property. He has not intention to appeal the acquittal of a chef who pinched the behinds of two 14-year-old girls while they were working in his kitchen.
The 37-year-old chef from Troms was this summer acquitted for sexual harassment against minors and indecent behavior towards two 14-year-old girls. The court claimed there was no reason to punish the man who repeatedly touched the girls’ breasts and behinds while they were working in his kitchen during a school project.
Lars Fauske, chief public prosecutor in Troms said to the TV channel NRK that he agreed with the verdict and would therefore not seek an appeal.
"Touching or stroking the breasts without touching the nipple and touching the pelvis near the pubic hairs of the aggrieved party can not be regarded as an act of obscenity", the sentence reads.
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according to the catholic priests
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simonsez
(09.25.2003 7:47:19 AM EST)
your bottom is public property and we can't forget Bubba on cell block 12, he thinks its public property too.
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I'm wondering
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sleepwalker2000
(09.22.2003 8:03:20 PM EST)
if the editor re-locates to Norway is he going to take his kids?
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I take it....
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tjshere
(09.22.2003 7:00:37 PM EST)
NOW has no Scandinavian chapter.
I'm afraid this is a rare instance when I would be on their side. It's crazy enough to allow men to do that to women, but 14 year olds?????
Methinks we should all line up and take turns kicking the DA in his miniscule groin.
well
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bigjohn2
(09.22.2003 3:54:00 PM EST)
ok....
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