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Man Beats Up Heroin Dealer With Son's Wooden Leg. Arrr, 'Tis Justice Pirate Style
By: anonymous
Published: 10/11/2003
Michigan -- A man has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of aggravated assault after police said he beat a suspected heroin dealer with a spare wooden prosthetic leg that belonged to his son.
Kevin Miele had been charged with felony assault in the August 19 beating. A judge Thursday sentenced the 45-year-old to three days in jail and nine months probation, and ordered him to complete a course in anger management.
Miele said he encountered the man trying to persuade his adult son to buy heroin at his home in Mount Pleasant, The Saginaw News reported.
"I didn't want my son falling into the same pit," Miele said. "The guy didn't deserve the ... whipping he got, but he got it anyway.
He KICKED some ass and if I caught a guy selling heroin to one of my kids I WOOD do the same thing.
LMMFAO @ "within a foot of his life."
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tjshere
(10.11.2003 0:29:32 AM EST)
What does he mean the guy didn't deserve the whipping he got? A heroin dealer???
I hope he just means a lead pipe would have worked better. Although as it is he probably beat him within a foot of his life. Hahahahahaha.
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