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BORDEAUX, France - A French judge was placed under official investigation for "sexual exposure" in a courtroom, prosecutors said on Friday, after a newspaper reported the judge masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case.
The 39-year old judge masturbated for several minutes on Wednesday while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said.
One of the paper's reporters saw the judge "making unambiguous gestures after discretely lifting his judicial robe and opening his trousers," it said.
The judge was temporarily suspended from his professional duties and examined by a psychiatrist, a prosecutor in the southwestern town of Angouleme said.
Someone told him before the trial if he didn't jerk off they'd kick his ass.
He jerked off
damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(10.21.2003 9:13:04 PM EST)
perverted judges..
I understand
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started by
simonsez
(10.21.2003 12:09:52 PM EST)
all the people the judge had convicted prior to this event have now appealed.
i wonder if the judge used a white sock
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
LOL
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started by
tjshere
(10.21.2003 2:03:58 AM EST)
People in court are always going through their briefs, but this is the first time I've ever heard of anyone coming through them.
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